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"We need to know from early on in life that pooping belongs to the human condition and sometimes it evades our control." Eddie Evans

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Poop Control Loss

Los Angeles Poop Cleanup - Eddie Evans - Biosafe - Insured - Bonded - Experienced

Los Angeles poop cleanup means poop cleanup for human, dog, cat, and even bird poop cleanup. This may seem unusual for a lot of people. For others it is a service that they must happen sooner means better. For some of us it is a matter of loss of control and so in our entire homes with poop, feces. This "crap" soils are furniture, carpets, toilet, and even our bedding and mattress.

For young people it may seem very unusual to need a poop cleanup business. But for older people it may seem like a logical outcome of surviving into old age. Many of us learned that as we progress through life our bowels and organs become weaker. At times we lose control of our bowels. This may occur for short period of time where it may occur indefinitely. It may take place partially or and told. When it does take place we suffer a major life-changing event.

For those of us that lose total control of our bowels it means diapers. We wear diapers to bed and during the day. We spent thousands of dollars each year on diapers. We spend frustrating hours cleaning up after ourselves at the toilet and in the shower. Then we must dispose of these diapers and do so discreetly so neighbors cannot discover our problem. Then there is the problem with finding enough room in the trashcan for all of our weekly diapers.

We become socially isolated because we can no longer take part in those activities that were one time a part of our everyday lives. Trips to the mall and even trips to the supermarket become trials. We must learn to judge our eating habits syncretism with our ongoing bowel movements. Poor planning can lead to embarrassing moments. With embarrassing moments comes a stigma.

Then for those of us who loose partial control, we face the same syncretism issues, but not on such a drastic level of survival. Yes we can continue to move around and enjoy our social lives. We must be careful though. Poop cleanup remains a reality at the most unexpected time. For the middle-aged and older males there are times that the public urinals were are penis no longer discharges its bountiful flow of urine because of prostate restrictions. Urine trickles onto our pants unseen, unfelt. Too late, we discovers that others have discovered what we have not. We "peed" our pants.

Then there's those moments when our weakening discharge of urine misses the urinal and trickles down onto the floor, which also means urinating on our shoes. How many elderly men have peed on their neighbor shoes while using a public urinal accidentally and unknowingly? That is what we have to look forward to as we grow older. Poop cleanup as our days moves on, morning to night. It is like there is a moment when a light switch trips for many of us. For others it is a slow and embarrassing occurrence that finds its own rate of progression.

These biological outcomes are growing older gives some idea of how you end up with professional poop cleanup services found on the Internet. I hope these ideas have passed on just how our friends, relatives, and neighbors must deal with growing older in poop cleanup. It is not fun it is not on purpose. It happens.

Because I cleanup infectious waste in general I cleanup after homicides, suicides, unattended deaths. As I mentioned elsewhere, it is about blood cleanup in the end. This website as you may have noticed from the domain name crime scene cleanup school, as other pages on poop cleanup. On those pages I discuss poop cleanup in terms of a biological activity. In fact, this is how we introduce crime scene cleanup students to the field the crime scene cleanup. The idea is to think about the object of your labor as a biological fact, not unlike other biological facts that surround us each and every day of our lives.

The issue of personal hygiene comes up. In this crime scene cleanup school we learned that the human body consists of roughly 75% bacteria. Now we look to our human poop cleanup issues and we find that human poop consist of 90% bacteria. This means that roughly 10% of our poop actually consist of moisture, water. So we look at poop as bacteria and we know that we ourselves consist of bacteria as most other living objects do.


Our Poop's Anonymity

Just like other life forms in our world, the greater their number in the greater their density the greater their anonymity. Likewise for our poop. That is the one thing about democracy and biology. Poop serves us as the most democratic form of human waste.

Did you hear the story about the homeless pooping on Wilshire Boulevard in downtown Los Angeles just off the corner of Normandy? Where there is a corner here that serves as a public bathroom. To the unsuspecting its presence stands out by its out house permeating odors.

It stinks more than poop and urine combined. We learn from the anonymity of these human byproducts of metabolism at their odors combined to create something new and horrific to the unsuspecting nose.

Apparently, people have always poop just about anywhere they wanted while knowing they would remain anonymous as the pooper so long as they were not scene actually depositing their feces. We can find lots of anecdotal information in world literature about behavior related to pooping. Anthropologists have included pooping behavior in their studies just as well as a have eating rituals.

In a film I recently watched entitled, Dead Land, a warrior prince from a Maui tribe pooped on sacred ancestry all bones stored in a sacred cave. The cave's contents belonged to this warriors ancestors.

For some background, each year this warriors tribe sent a delegation to observe their ancestral bones that were respectfully kept on the hosting tribes land. The tribe, more like a clan, kept the caves contents as a sacred shrine. This they did out of respect for the dead because the debt had been warriors that once upon a time attacked them. Since these people were warlike and obliged to fight for land because of resource problems, young men were raised to become warriors. Played the role of cheerleaders. (Sounds kind of like our own country during the Bush-Cheney years in the attack on Iraq.)

To regress, just before the visiting prince defecated upon the sacred skull, he announces to the bones, "I honor you and give you nutrition." And then he did the act. Then he picked up this call and smeared the poop upon it.

Just as he did so another young prince, and from the hosting tribe, observed this demeaning act. Now, the observer stood much shorter by a head and less stout than the more mature, well developed pooping prince warrior. So the younger prince ran for his life. He had surmised what the visiting prince meant to do, accuse the hosts of descrating his tribe's sacred bones.

Now, this visiting, deficating, two-face warrior returned to his group. He announced the alleged offence and pinned it on the observing host prince. There would be war, which we surmise the visiting prince planned all along. The result, we were led to believe, would be the annihilation of the hosting tribe.

We do not learn about poop cleanu efforts in the matter of the pooped on skull; it would seem that either or both tribes would have bent over backwards to at least perform some sort of ritualized poop cleanup. No, we're left in the dark because all out war soon follows.

Teaching Poop Awareness in Los Angeles County

There's a place for poop awareness in the Los Angeles Unified School District; it arises from the 4 year drought. A massive amount of water needed to flush Los Angeles human's poop from the toilet to through the sewer system has a cost.

There's talk about learning to recycle the poop's sewer water for top soil applications. Perhaps crops in the local area will benefit from Los Angeles resident's efforts to recycle their poop. Poop cleanup need not have stigmas or restricitions when done correctly, hygenically.

This idea of poop cleanup for crop use goes back thousands of years. Korea, both North and South, continue to use poop cleanup to create human manure for crops. Until recently, according to recent reports, parts of Mexico continued using poop cleanup to supply local crop manure.


Composition of Human Poop

Chambermaids do not remove our honey pots for these reasons:

  • Few of us can afford chambermaids. The Koch brothers and Ruport Murdoch control our media and they have chambermaids.
  • Technology brought a pseudo chambermaid into our homes as toilets.
  • Our feces now goes into controlled sewage treatment facilities in most cases.

Chambermaids do not remove our honey pots - - feces any longer, except for the Koch brothers and their ruling class friends.

Poop Odors

It's basically methane and your last meal.

Yes, it has an odor much like sulfur because it contain a high percentage of sulfur. This odor may take on an odor characteristic with some illnesses.

Like other physiological odors, diet has a big influence on poop's odors. Meat eaters stand out in public restrooms. Need a sample? Next time that you're on the road for hours at a time, stop by a large truck stop. With any luck its ventilation needs upgrading if it works at all. Some truck stops like the Travel Authority leave the door out of the restroom's design so air from outside the restroom ventilates well.

Methyl sulfides
methylmercaptan/methanethiol (MM)
dimethyl sulfide (DMS)
dimethyl trisulfide (DMTS)
dimethyl disulfide (DMDS)
Benzopyrrole volatiles
Hydrogen sulfide (H2S) holds the crown for the most common volatile sulfur compound in poop. The odor of poop may increase with certain illnesses. These include the following:

Celiac disease
Crohn's disease
Ulcerative colitis.
Chronic pancreatitis
Cystic fibrosis

Intestinal infection, (return to diarrhea or odor)

Short bowel syndrome

Pig farms spend a fortune trying to reduce poop odors and poop cleanup costs. Biting deeply into corporate farming's profit margin, CEO's work to have pig poop odors reduces for the sake of workers' moral and local neighbors. The pigs' poop odors carry for miles on a strong wind.


Metabolic Waste




Curing Deadly Diarrhea

We know from personal experience that diarrhea kills. It nearly killed me about 12 years ago. As a result of my condition a quick trip to the hospital slowly unfolded. On day three I knew that I had reached a turning point. My wife stood by me, ready to drive me to the hospital. I made it to the driveway and went down. Paramedics completed the the trip with me.

While in the emergency room, I watched a blood pressure monitor reflect my blood pressure's dive south. The emergency room doctor had not responded to his beeper or hospital searches. Finally, when he did arrive, my blood pressure slowly dropped lower to 24/18.

So he saves my life, tardy and all. He knew his stuff. Once advised that diarrhea for 3 days had proceeded my trip to his emergency room, diarrhea truncated by my lack of fluids, my young doctor proceeded to give orders and clearly so.

Dr. Smith, definitely in charge with command presence, quickly, deliberately and bluntly ordered a series of actions. The previously installed IV drip became the means of injecting glucose and water. My blood pressure began to climb steadily until hit hit Bingo!

Here's where this trip became dicey. A very young nurse inserted a tube into my pee-pee. I had no real discomfort to note beyond feeling the insertion. I remained over night and went home.

To my surprise, and every day since, I'm condemned to urinate every 90 minutes at night. I have not a a full night's sleep since. I will not have a full nights sleep again, and it's not my prostate.

The point? Had I not encountered diarrhea and a trip to the hospital, I believe, I would sleep at night. Instead, I'm at extreme risk for stroke or sudden death by heart attack. I prefer the latter.

For 3 days my feces leaking from my inconsequential sphincter muscles lead to a near-death experience. Feces loss under normal conditions means little to most of us. When it comes to a 3 day activity, it can take lives and does.

Simply returning my electrolytes, glucose, and fluids to a normal level saved my life. In a third world country I would not have made it.

We know from years of science and diarrhea deaths around the world that friendly and unfriendly bacteria cause disease. Known as germs, these bacteria have weird names like C. difficile. So far in science history this tiny monster kills tens of thousands of human beings every year, mostly those not yet 5 years old. Sociologists say that some records show a kill rate of 500,000 each year.

We know from experience that our immune system creates countermeasures to C. difficile's deadly manners. Of course, we need some sort of decent health and physical strength to survive an onset of feces loss during diarrhea. Having practiced feces cleanup on many crime scene cleanup jobs, I know that natural deaths as a result of diarrhea could have turned out otherwise. It's those unattended deaths experienced by the elderly that often send the merchant of death to their door.

Our stomach flora look like toy- structures in their cellular membranes. We know that a "super-probiotic" poop enhancer creates healthy feces. This becomes important for those of us anxious to avoid our own feces cleanup. A simple injection of these happy-go-lucky microorganisms promises a more friendly stomach environment for foods digestion into proper feces.

Now, we have a lead on controlling these conditions by increasing failed stomach flora, friendly feces bacteria, with toy-like structures. The size of microorganisms, medical researchers designed. Robo-gut to create a ‘super-probiotic’ stool substitute. (return)


Ruling Class Poop Cleanup


Poop Cleanup Fees

Like any other free enterprise business, my poop cleanup business reflects the cost of doing business. Internet marketing costs thousands of dollars every year. Vehicles cost money. Insurance for vehicles and business insurance cost thousands of dollars. Then there's the maintenance, gas, oil changes, tires, and more.

To regress, 

Los Angeles County residents will be happy to know that this poop cleanup web page supports my web site, in part.

Los Angeles poop cleanup services by myself, Eddie Evans, include human, dog, cat, and bird poop cleanup. Also known as feces, crap, and even skat, poop carries many viruses. Human poop serves as habitat for some 6,000 known viruses. As a result, biohazard cleaners like myself consider poop cleanup as an infectious waste cleanup activity.

In the business for over 14 years serving Los Angeles County, I also work in the fields of homicide, suicide, unattended death, and decomposition cleanup. Naturally, I'm prepared for poop cleanup work in Los Angeles. Blood cleanup and poop cleanup have similarities in the acrea of "cascading" adherence properties. This means that both poop and blood attach to surfaces, manufactured and natural. There's they bond to these surfaces as if glued.

Just alike in this way, the two differ greatly in nature, in the wild. Blood cleanup in wild nature begins within seconds, from within. Bacteria within blood begin to feed on other bacteria as their environment shrinks, drys out; once dried, we say that "blood becomes inert." We may find blood becoming inert in seconds in the desert sun at mid-day; we may find blood becoming inert after days when trapped and remains moist. In fact, wet, moist, and dry flaky blood constitute biohazard according to the Atlanta Georgia Center for Disease Control.

Unlike blood, feces -- poop, does not rank as a "biohazard" with the Center for Disease control. So poop cleanup remains an infectious waster cleanup. This changes instantly when poop has blood in its contents. We go from an infectious waste cleanup to a biohazard cleanup once we find blood in poop. I tend to overlook the price change suggested by going from an infectious waste cleanup to a biohazard cleanup, in any case. I now too well how I need to work. I know too what a family or business may need in such cases.


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